When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before. -Mae West

I'm a romantic; a sentimental person thinks things will last; a romantic person hopes against hope that they won't. -F. Scott Fitzgerald

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. -Oscar Wilde

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker" -Anonymous

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love. -Pearl Bailey

Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. -James Baldwin

The best proof of love is trust. -Joyce Brothers



For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. -Judy Garland

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get--only with what you are expecting to give--which is everything. -Katharine Hepburn

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet."
-Plato

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love...
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet...
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene II

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need; by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,--I love thee with the breath.
Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
[Elizabeth wrote this poem to Robert; Robert’s reply: “Come grow old with me; the best is yet to be.”
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be,
The last of life, for which the first was made:
Our times are in his hand Who saith,
“A whole I planned, Youth shows but half;
trust God: see all, nor be afraid! -Robert Browning

Where there is love there is life. -Mahatma Gandhi

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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. -Anon

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.  
-Woody Allen

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!  
-George Burns

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got. -Sophia Loren

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. -Bette Midler

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself. -Mark Twain

Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie. -Mae West